Staying along Chris's Theme from Earlier This Week Regarding Funny GWB Quotes:

Here are a couple for your enjoyment:

"If you're a younger person, you ought to be asking members of Congress and the United States Senate and the president what you intend to do about it. If you see a train wreck coming, you ought to be saying, 'What are you going to do about it, Mr. Congressman, or Madam Congressman?'"
-while discussing Social Security concerns in 2005

"This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006. These budget numbers are not just estimates; these are the actual results for the fiscal year that ended February the 30th."

"One has a stronger hand when there's more people playing your same cards."
-on holding six-party talks with North Korea in 2006

"In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences."
-defending his decision to invade Iraq in 2004

"This very week 1989, there were protests in East Berlin and in Leipzig. By the end of that year, every Communist dictatorship in Central America had collapsed."
- at the 20th anniversary of the National Endowment for Democracy in 2003

That's enough for now. Plenty more where those came from.