Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Top 10 Reasons Alberto Gonzales Resigned

from last night's Letterman...

10. Felt he wasn't incompetent enough for the Bush administration

9. Secretly ordered himself to fire himself

8. Was offered the John Travolta role in the touring production of "Hairspray"

7. Trying his hand at failing miserably in the private sector

6. Didn't want to be around for transition to the Kucinich administration

5. Instead of terrorism, trying to keep Lindsay and Paris off the streets

4. Got a sweet new job at Kinko's

3. Letterman has a guy making a sand sculpture of Biff Henderson

2. Ran out of laws to circumvent

1. Why not go out on top?

1 comment:

C. P. Coleta said...

BTW: Did you hear his opening monologue, and how be battered Sen. Craig. "It seems the Senator gives a new meaning to 'caucusing.'"