He Scoots, He Scores

I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby had his 30-month jail sentence commuted. He’ll serve no time, and be responsible for a $250k fine and 2 years probation. The Scooter Libby defense fund, which was set up by supporters with ties to the Administration, will pay the fine. And it sounds like a full pardon is in the works (President Bush will probably wait until after the election for that).

I guess that means we won’t get that Libby tell-all… damn.

But it got me thinking about some of the chapter titles of that would-be bestseller (which I’m sure would be called A Man Named Scooter). Here are some ideas:

Chapter 1: What the I. stands for

Chapter 8: Actors, Athletes, and Federal Agents: Even more People who should be Outed

Chapter 12: Fried Chicken, Fried Potatoes, and Fried Gravy: Lunch with Dick Cheney

Chapter 18: Ann Coulter’s a Dude.

Chapter 23: The Truth? Valerie Plame is Kind of Hot

Chapter 26: John Edwards at Supercuts, Monkeys Flying Out of Your Butt, Me in Jail, and Other Things You'll Never See...