Thursday, January 10, 2008

Richardson Suspends Campaign, Tree Falls in Forrest

Bill Richardson announced today that he has "suspended" his presidential campaign. Kind of like how you suspend cleaning an apartment building's hallway before it gets bulldozed.

When asked why he was stepping out now, Richardson cited five key reasons:

1- Can't deal with new "rock star" status

2- Wants to spend more time with his family... 's chef

3- Candidacy just an elaborate ploy to score a free month tour of wintry New Hampshire

4- Campaign suspended as long as the Cheesey Gordida Crunch is back at Taco Bell

5- Yeah, like a Latino could do well in Nevada...

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