From May 17, 2007
10. I'm smarter than the last guy
9. With an oval office, I can't bump into anything
8. Fox News is already on my side
7. I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job
6. I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions
5. I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts
4. I will be the Secretary of Donuts
3. My middle name isn't Hussein... anymore
2. My vice president will be Mayor McCheese
1. Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in
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Great work.
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