It may be a few days late, but here are Letterman's (a bit on the risqué side)...Top Ten Democratic National Convention Pickup Lines
10. Wanna form a more perfect union?And here are some that failed to make the cut:
9. Something's rising and it's not the national debt
8. I'm stiffer than John Kerry
7. Let's go someplace and release our delegates
6. Care to join the wife and me for a little 'bipartisanship'?
5. I'll make you scream like Howard Dean
4. Now that's what I call a stimulus package
3. I'm gonna Barack your world
2. Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?
1. Hi, I'm John Edwards
- Play your cards right and I'll get you in to hear the speech by Illinois State Comptroller Dan Hynes
- How'd you like to be on the cover of National Enquirer?
- Has anyone ever said you look like a young Madeline Albright?
- Where does a guy go to get Spitzer'd?
- Wanna see a nude photo of New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson?