Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Letterman: Top 10 DNC Pick Up Lines

It may be a few days late, but here are Letterman's (a bit on the risqué side)...

Top Ten Democratic National Convention Pickup Lines
10. Wanna form a more perfect union?

9. Something's rising and it's not the national debt

8. I'm stiffer than John Kerry

7. Let's go someplace and release our delegates

6. Care to join the wife and me for a little 'bipartisanship'?

5. I'll make you scream like Howard Dean

4. Now that's what I call a stimulus package

3. I'm gonna Barack your world

2. Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?

1. Hi, I'm John Edwards
And here are some that failed to make the cut:
  • Play your cards right and I'll get you in to hear the speech by Illinois State Comptroller Dan Hynes
  • How'd you like to be on the cover of National Enquirer?
  • Has anyone ever said you look like a young Madeline Albright?
  • Where does a guy go to get Spitzer'd?
  • Wanna see a nude photo of New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson?


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